Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary

Worried about what to do in the event of the dead rising from their graves and trying to destroy humanity? Worry no more! With the help of numerous films and Wikipedia, Dr Dale has compiled this rigorously researched A-Z list of everything you need to know about zombies: how to recognise them, how to fight them and even how to classify them. He can answer all of your burning questions including:

- How can a sheep help defend me against the undead?
- What will the response of the Women’s Institute be to an attack?
- What’s the most useful style of dance to know in the event of the apocalypse?

From the best kind of clothing to wear to the most appropriate soundtrack for a zombie apocalypse, this is the ultimate guide to preparing for and surviving the return of the undead.

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DR DALE is the founder of the school of survival, a society of experts who live for one purpose only: to train the masses to survive the rising of the undead. Prior to founding the school and becoming an expert and guru on the subject of Zombology, Dale sold Industrial Equipment for 6 years and lived on Jobseekers allowance for 9. His favourite colour is blue.