Jokes for Roasts & Toasts
Jeff Silverman Lawrence Morgenstern Dave Cornell
How many times have you found yourself in a situation where you had to make a toast or a short speech at somebody’s birthday or wedding? Or when you had to deliver a snappy putdown speech at a friend’s roast? Well, take heart. Jokes for Roasts and Toasts, the second volume in the Yuk Yuk’s Joke Book series, has come to your rescue. Full of pithy remarks, quotable bon mots, and merciless insults, Roast and Toasts will provide you with the cerebral arsenal you need to shine at social occasions. The first section of the book is party roasts that would make Dean Martin proud. And in the second section there are many toasts to celebrate having a drink with a friend, or just having a drink. Memorize them. Here are some roasts, followed by toasts.